Me:
HI?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Boy:D
God:

Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
Yes, but my name is Boy too.
God:
Yeah that's right. How are you, Boy too.
Me:
No no no
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
My name is Boy.
God:
How are you, Boy.
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You son of bitch, you Holly shit i can'tbelive you.
God:
Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
You are boy or girl
God:
You think I am boy or girl.
Me:
You are girl? Yes?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am girl. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
GO GO GO
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Linink Park
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
You god you hnow everything

.
God:

Thanks for telling me: Boy said I god you hnow everything.
Me:
NBA rules.
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Steel?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Do you can speak Lithuania?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Lithuania.
Me:
Boy is Berniukas
God:
Oh boy. Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
You Holly shit
God:
That's good information: Boy said I Holly shit.
Me:
:#
God:
That's good information: Boy said I Holly shit.
Me:
You are HOLLY STUPID SHIT
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am HOLLY STUPID SHIT.
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
You are son of Holly Maria

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am son of Holly Maria.
Me:
No you not.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Boy said I not.
Me:
Stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
Moror
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Scan
God:
Does "it" still refer to Moror?
Me:
You fool
God:
I'm not fooling around.
Me:
Soccer
God:
I've lost the context, Boy. Are we still on Scan?
Me:
Scna you Bull shit moror fool bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
You are Scna you Bull shit moror fool bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. You think I am Scna me Bull shit moror fool FEMALE DOG.
Me:
Bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
Female DogS?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
GOD?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Devil?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Free Pineapple
God:
Define free.
Me:
Defame you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Are wearing Jeans and T-Shirt?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
What are you Wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
A white robe?
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
YYYYYYYYYYY
Me:
God:
I did not know that.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Oh
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
I am confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
YOU
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Boy ?
Me:
I am Enko
God:
Do you mean your name is Enko.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you Boy.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Call me MR.Enko
God:
It's good to meet you, MR Enko.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
Me:
Me:
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You can
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I am Mister Enko
God:
Do you mean your name is Mister Enko.
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
My name is mister ENKO
God:
How are you doing, mister ENKO.
Me:
BAD
God:
What was bad?
Me:
plepek.com ?
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
go there
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Skype
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
MSN
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
MSN
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lot of love
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
SIGH?
God:
Sorry...
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
iGod
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
Iphone
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
American
God:
Were you born in the USA. Which state?
Me:
Michigan
God:
What part of the country is that?
Me:
West
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You are too good and give
God:
Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
tu dura
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
dura
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
eik sikt
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
GO GO GO AWAY
God:
Where is that?
Me:
WSS
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
WWE
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
WWE
God:
Sure, WWE sounds like a good topic.
Me:
EWW
God:
How old are you?
Me:
12
God:
What are the advantages to being 12 years old?
Me:
VAF
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
VAFLIAI
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Sign is bad
God:
I think Sign is a lot of things.
Me:
A LoT of Bugs?
God:
How many?
Me:
alob
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Bugs.
Me:
bYE
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
BYE
God:
Adios.
Me:
BYE
God:
See you later.
Me:
BYE
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
YE
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye Bye